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Sun, 26 May 2013 01:39:05 -0400

mikeyfriskeyhands: My brother saved this document and everytime...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:38:57 -0400

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

themuffinman1227: bardofpizza: themuffinman1227: bardofpizza: ...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:37:47 -0400

themuffinman1227:

bardofpizza:

themuffinman1227:

bardofpizza:

high res egg

I made this

you are an art thief

Yes but I made YOU

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!??!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

awdplace: Yeah… Jumping on the band wagon here… He kinda looks...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:37:26 -0400

awdplace:

Yeah… Jumping on the band wagon here…

He kinda looks like a Mario baddie… huh…

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arkitekcher: Festival Hall of the Tiroler Festspie Erl |...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:13:48 -0400

arkitekcher:

Festival Hall of the Tiroler Festspie Erl | Delugan Meissl Associated Architects

Location: Erl, Tyrol, Austria

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:40:06 -0400

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kankrivantas: Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:35:09 -0400

kankrivantas:

Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography

under-base: remyreaper: daefics: oshunoxtra: OH MY GOD THE...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:03:49 -0400

under-base:

remyreaper:

daefics:

oshunoxtra:

OH MY GOD THE BLEAT IN THE MIDDLE GIF OH MY LORD

THIS WOULD USUALLY GO IN MY ANIMAL QUEUE BUT LOOK

LOOK AT THAT

RIC LOOK

Omg

CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

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Fri, 24 May 2013 11:21:49 -0400

alikivaldes: I just want to clarify this.

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:28:00 -0400

alikivaldes:

I just want to clarify this.

wonderhawk: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Justice League: 1.05...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:27:57 -0400

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Justice League: 1.05 | ‘Blackest Night’ (part II)

∟ Hawkgirl (requested by Anonymous)

HAWKGIRL CAN KICK YOUR ASS WITH HER BARE HANDS :D

NO MACE NEEDED FOR ASS KICKING!!

queernonywolf: figsandtea: invisiblink: vixyish: kaijyuu: qu...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:03:03 -0400

queernonywolf:

figsandtea:

invisiblink:

vixyish:

kaijyuu:

queensquishy:

ms-mochyn:

hipoh:

i actually let out a tiny scream of joy

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Valais Blacknose sheep for those who obsessively need to know what an animal is when they see it ~~certainly not me~~. Also the babies are pretty cute!

OMG THEY ARE LIKE MUPPET SHEEP

THE ONE WITH ITS TONGUE OUT

GOD BLESS YOU KAIJYUU I HAVE BEEN OBSESSING ABOUT THESE SHEEP SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS POST.

their little

fucking horns.

gaboddr: 1997 v/s 2013

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:49:22 -0400

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:53:43 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:50:59 -0400

bigwes: Yandere CupcakeIngredients1 Can white frosting1 Box Red...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:45:49 -0400

bigwes:

Yandere Cupcake

Ingredients
1 Can white frosting
1 Box Red Velvet Cake Mix

Sugar Glass:
2 cups water
1 cup light corn syrup
3 1/2 cups white sugar
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar

Edible Blood:
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1/4 cup water, or more as needed
15 drops red food coloring
3 drops blue food coloring

Directions
Prepare Red Velvet Cake Mix According to box, line cupcake tins with paper cupcake liners.

Divide cake batter between lined cupcake tins.

Bake according to box instructions. Let cool and frost cupcakes with white frosting.

Make the sugar glass. Mix 2 cups water, 1 cup corn syrup, white sugar, and cream of tartar in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Use a candy thermometer and boil sugar syrup until temperature reaches 300 degrees (hard ball), stirring constantly. The mixture will thicken as water evaporates. When sugar reaches 300 degrees, quickly pour onto a metal baking pan. Cool until completely hardened. Break into “shards” using a meat mallet.

Make the edible blood. Mix together 1/2 cup corn syrup and cornstarch in a large bowl. Slowly stir in the 1/4 cup of water, adding more if necessary, until the corn syrup mixture has thickened to the consistency of blood. Stir in the red and blue food coloring.

Stab each frosted cupcake with a few shards of broken sugar glass. Drizzle on drops of “blood” to complete the effect.

Source: Tamra Hermosillo